This is a breakdown of how many times Tim Minchin uses the word “fuck” or some derivative thereof during the performance of “The Pope Song”, as performed in the Royal Albert Hall with The Heritage Orchestra.
The lyrics have 454 words in total.
“motherfucker” is used 42 times (9%)
“motherfucking” is used 11 times (2%)
“fucker” is used 4 times, 3 of which as part of “kiddie fucker”
“fucking” is used 17 times (4%)
“fuck” by itself is used 33 times (7%)
Other words comprise 76% of the words in the song (347).